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Hello not the man familiar to me!
I understand that you are surprised now that this letter has come to you. But I ask you to spend 5 minutes of your time and read it and perhaps it will change and your life and my. At first I wish to be present. My name is Marina. I am 27 years old. I live in Russian Federation in Kanash. I am not married and never was married. I have finished school in humanitarian institute.. I finished it and then I went to work in Beauty salon but I never carried to find for me a man and but I wish to be with a loving man. In the evening I am watching TV and saw that in Russia there are 30000 000 women which live without men and that there are so many marriage agencies which have so many addresses and such agency can help to find a man for women. I went to one of such agency and addressed to them with the request that they could find for me the man they spoke to me that this service paid and that I should to pay about 1000 roubles or nearby 25 USD . At first I thought that it expensively for me but then I thought and solved that money for me it not important that I want to be happy I want to love I want to have the relation and I want to have a happy family and I gave this one thousand rubles. And they suggested me to make the acquaintance with the man from other country. I have solved if I could not find the man from Russia I should search the man from another of the countries. And they gave me yours e-mail the address and spoke that you search to yourself the woman. I took all data and went to the cafe Internet-cafe because I am not able to use well the computer and it is a big cost for my payment from work. I came to the Internet-cafe and asked that to me created the address e-mail that I from it could write you the letter. And here now you can see my letter. I wrote you it with hope that you will answer. To me have made a file which is called (my_data_full) and one photo that you could see my appearance and to solve for yourself completely would you like to begin dialogue and relations with me. Only I ask you at once look at the photo esteem the letter think and solve precisely would you like to have correspondence with me? I don’t want to be a friend, It is not necessary I am ready for serious relations. Very necessary to love, to give my love for MAN and creation of a family. It is possible I ask you very fragile person if want to have serious relations write me tell me If you are not necessary to you I will understand you. And still I wish to speak to you, on a photo turned out not so well as professional but you see me such as I look in a life. And you can precisely define such woman as I is necessary to you or not. Very big request Also would like if you nevertheless are interested in me that write to me about yours e-mail where we with you could speak and a little good photos you have gone to me. Here like and all that I wished to speak with you and now I only needed to wait from you for the answer and I hope that you will write that to me if I was not pleasant to you or serious relations are not necessary to you let to me know. The lonely woman from Russia Marina.
I hope your new friend well I hope that I can become for you friend
Marina! Can you send me you photo and story life on my e-mail
P. S. My photo and all data are in archive.

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Die Groupies reissen sich nur so um die Musiker der Lavalampe. Diesmal hat uns Natalyas kleine Schwester einen Brief geschrieben. Und wenn’s auch immer dieselbe Masche ist, so fühlen wir uns doch geehrt.

Hi Dear !!!
How are you today? I really hope that all good for you.
My name is Anna. I’m from Russia, the city is Saint-Petersburg.
I’m 24 years old a single woman. Never married and have no children.
I really hope that you will read my letter with interest.
I want to develop our relations with You. I hope that you will answer to my letter and we will have good time together. Please, answer to me as soon as you can.
Yours new friend Anna
P.S. I sent my photo. I hope that you like it. Please, answer to me with your photo too. Bye….

Den Text bzgl. der beworbenen Schlangheitspillen hab ich mal kurzerhand weggelassen. Finde auch, daß die Dame solcherlei Drogen nicht unbedingt nötig hat. Solange ihr das neckige Weihnachtsmannkostüm noch passt, kann sie meinetwegen auch weiter für derartige Werbung posieren. Und braucht auch überhaupt nicht zu frieren bei den relativ milden Temperaturen gegenwärtig. Mir wird jedenfalls schon ganz warm ums Herz.

Die Vortänzerin aller späteren Pin-Up Girls ist gestern 85jährig gestorben und aus diesem Anlass gibt es heute überall Bildchen aus ihrer Jugend zu bewundern.

Dem will und kann sich natürlich auch die Lavalampe nicht entziehen. Und so soll sie uns auch in Erinnerung bleiben, wir werden ja alle nicht jünger.
R.I.P.

Die Fanpost reißt nicht ab. Und deshalb hier wieder stellvertretend der Inhalt einer der vielen Liebesbezeugungen, die die Lavalampe erreichen:

Hi Dear !!!
How are you today? I really hope that all good for you.
My name is Natalya. I’m from Russia, city Saint-Petersburg.
I’m 27 years old a single woman. Never married and have no children.
I really hope that you will read my letter with interest.
I want to develop our relations with You. I hope that you will answer to my letter and we will have
good time together. Please, answer to me as soon as you can.
Yours new friend Natalya
P.S. This is my photo. I hope that you like it. Bye….

– Phishing
– Trojaner
– Pay TV – kostenlos
– Einbruch Schulung
– Sprengstoff & Waffenbau
– Onlinebetrug
– Gigabytes von Porno (ALLE Altersgruppen verfuegbar 😉 )
– Drogenherstellung
– Drogenddealer in Ihrer Umgebung

Die Lavalampe ist auf jeden Fall pazifistisch gesinnt. Und bemüht sich, ihre ethischen Werte zu leben. Von daher ist sie schon geschockt, ob der elektronischen Werbung, die ihr kürzlich unter der grünen Tür durchgeschoben wurde.
Bei Bestellungen und Fragen sollte man besser nicht die angegebene ICQ sondern eher seinen Püschater oder aber gleich die nächste Polizeidienststelle kontaktieren. Vielleicht ist ja doch noch nicht alles verloren.

Mir 29 Jahre. Ich lebe in Ashville NC, USA. Ich die suche der neuen freunde.
Wenn du mit mir abgeschrieben werden willst schicke mir den Brief.
Ich werde deinen brief warten 🙂 🙂 🙂
Lauren
p.s Du kannst mir deutsch oder die englische Sprache auch schreiben.

Gerade wenn die Tage immer kürzer, früher dunkler und später hell werden, freut sich die Lavalampe natürlich besonders über Fanpost. Auch aus Nordkarolina. Leider kann sie nicht alle Briefe einzeln beantworten, deshalb an dieser Stelle dieser virtuelle Gruß zurück.
(Dieser Beitrag ist ein Update zu: This is Irina!).

Hello, how are you doing?
Likely, you will be now surprised. But I long thought before writing to you the letter.
Today in the morning, I have received love Internet dispatch, from the unknown person to me the addressee. In the given letter, it was spoken about love attitudes between people. In the list e-mail addressees, I have seen your personal address.
I think, what you as search for serious attitudes? I consider, that given chance for me unique, therefore I have decided to write to you. I wish to find the present love!
You are ready to learn me?
If you will allow me, I would like to begin our acquaintance, with the small story about me.
My name is Irina. I am 30 years old. I was born in not the big Russian city which refers to Ryazan.
I am quiet, young, purposeful girl. Friends speak me, that I cheerful. I love dialogue. I consider, that dialogue very important component in our life.
I am, as well as all women of our country, like to cook food, to go in for sports. I conduct a healthy way of life. I do not smoke and I do not take alcohol. I have work which very strongly I love. But I do not have not enough love. I am assured, that on our planet, there is a person whom the happiness and love can present me!
On the Internet I more recently. I have no wide experience in the Internet acquaintances. I saw transfer on the TV, about love in the Internet and have decided to find the happiness. I consider, that it is real.
I search the present for the man which will love, and to respect with me. I consider, that this main thing in attitudes.
You interesting the man, and I would like to learn you in more detail. Probably it is our destiny?
You can write to me the letter and tell to me in more detail about you. I with pleasure shall answer you. Certainly, I shall send you my photos as. In the future as I shall send you a photo from my life. You can learn all about me.
I with impatience shall wait your letter to me, with more detailed story about you. I am assured, that we become good friends and we can love each other.
Please reply only to my personal e-mail.
Yours faithfully,
Your girlfriend from Russia,
Irina.

Nach langer Zeit endlich wieder mal Post von unserer Freundin aus Russland. Und wenn’s auch nur virtuell über’s Internet ist (die Email Adresse wird wahrscheinlich zu so einer obstrusen Partnervermittlungs-Geldeintreib-Agentur führen), so sind wir doch gerührt. Und auf diesen Weg viele Grüße und noch mehr Küsse zurück.

Die Lavalampe wollte sich eigentlich schon vor einem Monat für die European Music Awards qualifizieren. Nun hat das aber wieder nicht hingehauen mit der Nominierung. Dafür ist aber natürlich wieder unser Freund Rick dabei. War ja auch nicht anders zu erwarten …

(Dies ist ein Update zu dem Artikel Featured Video)