I want to have friendship with you

Die Fanpost reißt nicht ab. Und deshalb hier wieder stellvertretend der Inhalt einer der vielen Liebesbezeugungen, die die Lavalampe erreichen:

Hi Dear !!!
How are you today? I really hope that all good for you.
My name is Natalya. I’m from Russia, city Saint-Petersburg.
I’m 27 years old a single woman. Never married and have no children.
I really hope that you will read my letter with interest.
I want to develop our relations with You. I hope that you will answer to my letter and we will have
good time together. Please, answer to me as soon as you can.
Yours new friend Natalya
P.S. This is my photo. I hope that you like it. Bye….